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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met
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Style: Unisex T-shirt
Color: Black
Size: S
The Old Marrieds Collection: My Wife And I Were Happy For 20 Years. Then We Met.
For the couple who has been together so long, they've earned the right to be sarcastic about it. This design is a classic piece of deadpan humor, a perfect tribute to long-term love and the dark comedy that comes with it. It’s the ultimate anniversary card you can wear.
Design Story
This design delivers a time-honored joke with a clean, retro aesthetic. The text is rendered in a slightly distressed, vintage-style font, giving it the feel of a classic, well-worn punchline. The brilliance is in the setup and twist: "My wife and I were happy for 20 years" sets a sweet, nostalgic scene, which is immediately and hilariously torpedoed by the conclusion, "Then we met." It’s a masterful, sarcastic ode to the single life you didn't know you were enjoying, and a loving, tongue-in-cheek jab at the beautiful chaos of marriage.
Key Features
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A Time-Honored Punchline |
A classic, perfectly structured joke that has made couples laugh for generations. |
A guaranteed hit with anyone who appreciates vintage comedy and a perfectly delivered one-liner. |
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Retro & Distressed Style |
The vintage-inspired font gives it a nostalgic, "old-school joke" feel. |
Appeals to customers who love a classic, timeless aesthetic and the look of a well-loved favorite tee. |
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Perfectly Dark Humor |
A hilariously bleak and sarcastic take on the realities of a long-term relationship. |
Sells brilliantly as an anniversary gag gift, a birthday present for a spouse, or to any couple with a dark sense of humor. |
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Marriage-Focused SEO |
Optimized for popular keywords like "funny marriage joke shirt," "sarcastic husband gift," and "20th anniversary humor." |
Attracts a highly specific audience looking for witty and relatable jokes about married life. |
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Available Products
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Why It’s Irresistible |
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Unisex "The Truth" Tee |
100% combed cotton · Classic fit |
The perfect shirt for the husband or wife to wear, just to keep things interesting. |
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The "Ball and Chain" Sweatshirt |
Plush cotton-poly fleece · Extra cozy |
Ideal for getting comfortable on the couch next to the person you met all those years ago. |
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"His & Hers" Mug Set |
Durable Ceramic (11 oz or 15 oz) |
The perfect matching set for couples who love each other, and a good-natured roast. |
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The "Honest Anniversary" Card |
High-quality cardstock · Blank inside |
Let this classic joke say what you're both thinking on your special day. |
Perfect For
- Couples with a Great Sense of Humor: For any long-term partners who love to lovingly poke fun at each other.
- Anniversary & Wedding Gag Gifts: The ultimate funny gift that will steal the show.
- Fans of Classic, Dry Comedy: A perfect tribute to the timeless art of the marriage joke.
Care Instructions
- Apparel (Tee & Sweatshirt): Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Best washed separately, but you two can probably handle it.
- Ceramic Mug: Dishwasher and microwave safe.
- Card: Sign with love, and a hint of sarcasm.
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