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My Vibe: 90% Sarcasm,10% Don't Care
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Style: Unisex T-shirt
Color: Black
Size: S
The Unbothered Collection: My Vibe: 90% Sarcasm, 10% Don't Care
For the person whose personality is a carefully balanced cocktail of razor-sharp wit and serene indifference. This design is less of a statement and more of a nutritional facts label for the soul. It’s the perfect, honest breakdown for anyone who communicates primarily through sarcasm and has exhausted their capacity to care about the small stuff.
Design Story
This design lays out a personality profile with the clinical precision of an ingredient list. The phrase "MY VIBE" sets the stage, followed by the simple, mathematical truth: "90% SARCASM, 10% DON'T CARE." Presented in a clean, bold, and unapologetic font, the design is a masterclass in minimalist humor. It's a declaration that celebrates a specific brand of emotional efficiency: why waste energy on outrage when you can dismiss it with a sarcastic comment and a shrug?
Key Features
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Feature |
Description |
Benefit |
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The Perfect Ratio |
A hilarious and precise percentage breakdown of a famously dry personality type. |
Instantly resonates with anyone who identifies as a connoisseur of sarcasm. It's an inside joke for a huge club. |
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Bold & Direct Humor |
The joke is straightforward, confident, and delivered without apology. |
Sells brilliantly to people who love blunt, self-aware humor and makes a perfect gift for the wittiest person you know. |
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Minimalist & Trendy |
The clean, text-only design is effortlessly cool and focuses all the attention on the punchline. |
A stylish and versatile piece that is easy to wear and makes a strong, clear statement. |
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Sarcasm-Lover SEO |
Optimized for top-tier keywords like "funny sarcasm shirt," "90 percent sarcasm gift," and "don't care attitude." |
Attracts a highly engaged audience looking for products that perfectly match their unique sense of humor. |
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Available Products
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Item |
Material / Specs |
Why It’s Irresistible |
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Unisex "The Vibe" Tee |
100% combed cotton · Modern fit |
The official uniform for judging the world with a wry smile. Comfort included, caring extra. |
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The "Indifference" Hoodie |
Plush cotton-poly fleece · Extra cozy |
Perfect for staying warm while giving the cold shoulder to things that simply do not matter. |
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The "Morning Brew" Mug |
Durable Ceramic (11 oz or 15 oz) |
For the coffee that fuels your sarcasm engine for the day. Please handle with wit. |
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"Ingredients" Sticker |
High-quality die-cut vinyl |
The perfect nutritional label for your laptop, water bottle, or a very, very honest resume. |
Perfect For
- The Master of Sarcasm: That friend who speaks fluent sarcasm as a first language.
- The Brutally Honest: Anyone who has no time for nonsense and is not afraid to show it.
- Lovers of Dry, Witty Humor: A perfect gift for people who appreciate a joke that is as smart as it is sharp.
Care Instructions
- Apparel (Tee & Hoodie): Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Or don't. Whatever.
- Ceramic Mug: Dishwasher and microwave safe.
- Sticker: Apply with 10% of your available effort for 100% results.
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