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I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate

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The Varsity Blues Collection: I Put The 'Pro' In Procrastinate

For the elite performer whose main event is... tomorrow. This design is a hilarious and confident declaration for those who have elevated putting things off to a professional sport. It’s the official jersey for the world-class procrastinator.

 

Design Story

This design leverages a classic, bold athletic/collegiate font to create a sense of professionalism and team spirit. The word "PRO" is cleverly isolated and emphasized, making it look like the logo of a championship team before revealing the punchline: "CRASTINATE." This visual gag frames procrastination not as a flaw, but as a skill—an area of expertise. It’s a witty, stylish, and self-aware nod to everyone who works best under the pressure of the last possible minute.

 

Key Features

Feature

Description

Benefit

Witty Wordplay

A classic, clever pun that positions procrastination as a professional skill.

An instant conversation-starter that gets a laugh from everyone who understands the struggle.

Athletic & Varsity Style

The bold, collegiate font gives it a trendy, retro, and "official team" look.

Appeals to customers who love vintage sportswear aesthetics and ironic humor.

Ultimate Procrastinator's Anthem

The definitive statement for anyone who thrives on deadlines and "later."

Resonates deeply with students, creatives, and office workers, making it a top seller.

Powerful SEO Keywords

Optimized for high-value searches like "funny procrastinator shirt," "professional procrastinate tee," and "student humor gift."

Captures a large, motivated audience looking for products that match their personality.

 

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Available Products

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Material / Specs

Why It’s Irresistible

Unisex "Pro" Tee

100% combed cotton · Athletic fit

The official uniform for the seasoned professional who will get it done... eventually.

The Deadline-Beater Hoodie

Plush cotton-poly fleece · Warm & cozy

Perfect for staying comfortable during those late-night, last-minute work sessions.

The "Later" Mug

Durable Ceramic (11 oz or 15 oz)

For the essential coffee that fuels the start of the procrastination (and eventually, the work).

Official Team Pennant

High-quality felt · Vintage design

The perfect ironic decoration for the office or dorm room of a true procrastination pro.

 

Perfect For

  • Students of All Ages: From high schoolers to PhD candidates, this is their unofficial motto.
  • Creatives & Freelancers: For anyone who knows that inspiration strikes five minutes before the deadline.
  • Masters of "I'll Do It Tomorrow": The ideal gift for the friend who has turned procrastination into an art form.

 

Care Instructions

  • Apparel (Tee & Hoodie): Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low to keep it looking professional.
  • Ceramic Mug: Dishwasher and microwave safe.
  • Pennant: Spot clean only.

 


Looking for a comfy, snug-looking t-shirt to wear this summer? Look no further as here it is. You will immediately fall in love with the irresistible softness and those unique prints. Even better, it makes for the best gift for the one you adore. 
 

Awesome fit

This unisex t-shirt is super comfy and soft. Want to look years younger, hip, and fashionable? Find the size that fits you best, and wear it with your favorite jeans or shorts

Unique design

Show off our unique fashion style with our funny, inspirational unisex t-shirt.


 

Great gift ideas

Give it to your beloved ones or get one for yourself. You will love the soft feel and want to wear it all day long.

 

Product details:

Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton, or composition (96% cotton, 4% spandex) for maximum comfortable stretch. Products will be automatically fulfilled with existing materials to optimize production and delivery time to customers.
Machine wash cold    
Lay flat to dry    
No bleach    

Disclaimer

  • Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, alignment of images may vary slightly

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