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Be yourself. Unless you’re tired. Then be quiet

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Style: Unisex T-shirt

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The Practical Advice Collection: Be Yourself. Unless You're Tired. Then Be Quiet.

 

For the person who understands that authenticity has its limits, especially after 9 PM. This design offers a hilarious and practical amendment to the world's most common advice. It’s the perfect mantra for the self-aware, the sleep-deprived, and anyone who knows that their "best self" is currently offline.

 

Design Story

This design takes the timeless encouragement, "Be yourself," and gives it a much-needed, real-world update. Presented in a clean, modern font, the initial advice is immediately followed by a brilliant condition: "Unless you're tired. Then be quiet." The simple, text-centric layout ensures the blunt, two-part punchline lands with maximum impact. It's a witty and unapologetic user manual for the human condition, acknowledging that sometimes the most authentic thing you can be is silent.

 

Key Features

Feature

Description

Benefit

Hilarious Twist on a Classic

Subverts a well-known inspirational quote with a dose of brutally honest realism.

An unexpected and clever joke that earns laughs from anyone who has ever been tired and cranky.

Straightforward Humor

The advice is blunt, practical, and delivered without apology.

Appeals directly to people who love dry, sarcastic wit and sells perfectly as a novelty gift.

Minimalist & Modern

The clean, sans-serif typography is stylish, confident, and easy to read.

A versatile and trendy design that lets the clever phrase be the star of the show.

Highly Relatable Content

Taps into the universal truth that exhaustion can (and should) come with a mute button.

Connects instantly with parents, students, and anyone who values their peace (and others').

 

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Available Products

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Material / Specs

Why It’s Irresistible

Unisex "Honest" Tee

100% soft-spun cotton · Comfortable fit

The perfect shirt to wear as a fair warning to everyone you interact with.

The "Quiet Mode" Hoodie

Ultra-soft cotton-poly fleece · Extra cozy

The official uniform for the days when you are choosing to be quiet. Maximum comfort included.

The Pre-Coffee Mug

Durable Ceramic (11 oz or 15 oz)

A warning label for your family or coworkers, letting them know your current status.

Decorative "Shhh" Pillow

Soft, stylish pillow case

A perfect accessory for the couch you'll be retreating to when you're too tired to be yourself.

 

Perfect For

  • The Chronically Tired: Anyone who knows their personality is directly linked to their energy level.
  • Introverts: A perfect, humorous expression of needing to conserve social energy.
  • Parents of Small Children: The unofficial uniform for anyone running on three hours of sleep.

 

Care Instructions

  • Apparel (Tee & Hoodie): Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low.
  • Ceramic Mug: Dishwasher and microwave safe.
  • Pillow Case: Machine washable for easy care.

 


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Awesome fit

This unisex t-shirt is super comfy and soft. Want to look years younger, hip, and fashionable? Find the size that fits you best, and wear it with your favorite jeans or shorts

Unique design

Show off our unique fashion style with our funny, inspirational unisex t-shirt.


 

Great gift ideas

Give it to your beloved ones or get one for yourself. You will love the soft feel and want to wear it all day long.

 

Product details:

Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton, or composition (96% cotton, 4% spandex) for maximum comfortable stretch. Products will be automatically fulfilled with existing materials to optimize production and delivery time to customers.
Machine wash cold    
Lay flat to dry    
No bleach    

Disclaimer

  • Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, alignment of images may vary slightly

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