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Be yourself. Unless you’re tired. Then be quiet
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Style: Unisex T-shirt
Color: Black
Size: S
The Practical Advice Collection: Be Yourself. Unless You're Tired. Then Be Quiet.
For the person who understands that authenticity has its limits, especially after 9 PM. This design offers a hilarious and practical amendment to the world's most common advice. It’s the perfect mantra for the self-aware, the sleep-deprived, and anyone who knows that their "best self" is currently offline.
Design Story
This design takes the timeless encouragement, "Be yourself," and gives it a much-needed, real-world update. Presented in a clean, modern font, the initial advice is immediately followed by a brilliant condition: "Unless you're tired. Then be quiet." The simple, text-centric layout ensures the blunt, two-part punchline lands with maximum impact. It's a witty and unapologetic user manual for the human condition, acknowledging that sometimes the most authentic thing you can be is silent.
Key Features
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Feature |
Description |
Benefit |
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Hilarious Twist on a Classic |
Subverts a well-known inspirational quote with a dose of brutally honest realism. |
An unexpected and clever joke that earns laughs from anyone who has ever been tired and cranky. |
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Straightforward Humor |
The advice is blunt, practical, and delivered without apology. |
Appeals directly to people who love dry, sarcastic wit and sells perfectly as a novelty gift. |
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Minimalist & Modern |
The clean, sans-serif typography is stylish, confident, and easy to read. |
A versatile and trendy design that lets the clever phrase be the star of the show. |
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Highly Relatable Content |
Taps into the universal truth that exhaustion can (and should) come with a mute button. |
Connects instantly with parents, students, and anyone who values their peace (and others'). |
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Available Products
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Item |
Material / Specs |
Why It’s Irresistible |
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Unisex "Honest" Tee |
100% soft-spun cotton · Comfortable fit |
The perfect shirt to wear as a fair warning to everyone you interact with. |
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The "Quiet Mode" Hoodie |
Ultra-soft cotton-poly fleece · Extra cozy |
The official uniform for the days when you are choosing to be quiet. Maximum comfort included. |
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The Pre-Coffee Mug |
Durable Ceramic (11 oz or 15 oz) |
A warning label for your family or coworkers, letting them know your current status. |
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Decorative "Shhh" Pillow |
Soft, stylish pillow case |
A perfect accessory for the couch you'll be retreating to when you're too tired to be yourself. |
Perfect For
- The Chronically Tired: Anyone who knows their personality is directly linked to their energy level.
- Introverts: A perfect, humorous expression of needing to conserve social energy.
- Parents of Small Children: The unofficial uniform for anyone running on three hours of sleep.
Care Instructions
- Apparel (Tee & Hoodie): Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low.
- Ceramic Mug: Dishwasher and microwave safe.
- Pillow Case: Machine washable for easy care.
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